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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 22 Mar 2020, 14:15

SethBullock wrote:
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 29 Mar 2020, 05:37

“I shall pass through this world but once. Any good that I can do or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.” - Stephen Grellet
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 29 Mar 2020, 07:17

hahaha good one!
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 30 Mar 2020, 02:08

From a friend ...

Very sad to report that one day into self-isolation, and it's upsetting to see my wife standing at the window gazing aimlessly into space, tears running down her cheeks. It breaks my heart to see her like this.

I have even considered letting her in .... But rules are rules.
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 30 Mar 2020, 08:08

Just texted that to my sis.
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 30 Mar 2020, 09:24

“I shall pass through this world but once. Any good that I can do or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.” - Stephen Grellet
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 01 Apr 2020, 00:58

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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 01 Apr 2020, 03:50

Seems to be about right for this time!
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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 01 Apr 2020, 09:24

SethBullock wrote:
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:clap :clap :clap
FD.
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
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Beware of spreading false April 1st stories

Postby Squire » 01 Apr 2020, 15:27

I nearly got duped until I realized it was April 1 and immediately deleted a post I made.
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 01 Apr 2020, 15:40

:oops :clap :clap :clap
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 01 Apr 2020, 19:31

Comment to a dash cam video featuring spectacularly bad driving;

Its Car Owner virus.
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Re: funny

Postby DonDeeHippy » 02 Apr 2020, 05:12

Nick Hodge

Pregnant women listen up: File for the stimulus for your fetus, and you either get paid, or Republicans will have to admit a fetus isn’t a child. :purple
Bongalong... for some reason women are just so superior to anything that ever existed or will ever exist!
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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 02 Apr 2020, 08:36

DonDeeHippy wrote:Nick Hodge

Pregnant women listen up: File for the stimulus for your fetus, and you either get paid, or Republicans will have to admit a fetus isn’t a child. :purple

:rofl :rofl
FD.
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 02 Apr 2020, 12:57

Lucy Small ✔ @lucyleid

2 weeks of isolation and we're out here making picnic tables for squirrels because we're insane

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(An April Fools Day joke, of course, still sums up cabin fever quite well :bgrin )
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 03 Apr 2020, 14:19

Oh well, while we are sharing random coronavirus jokes in Oz:

Q: What do you call 30 people in Australia?
A: Four weddings and a funeral.
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